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A Bigger Phish

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

Friends, you’re gonna love this one. Here’s an update on “Phish for a Day“:

Our friend “Pete” sent an email to the purported lawyer for the Phisherman “Lawrence Tucker”.

Mr. Daniels,I spoke with a Lawrence Tucker who said you would be able to verify who he is. He also said that there was a large amount of money I can help him with. Can you verify who he is?

Thank you, Pete

Peter Smith

Not long after, the “lawyer” replies:

Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:00:58 -0800 (PST)
From: barrister tunde daniel
Subject: URGENT FROM BARRISTER TUNDE DANIELS..
To: ??????@yahoo.com

Attn: Smith

Thanks for mailing. I am in reciept of your mail with contents well noted. On the contrary, I am Barrister Tunde Daniels. Attorney To the Lawrence Tucker for the past 3years. Mr.Lawrence who has asked your assistance to assist transfer the sum of $9m Usd under your care for investment. In other to make this work out well, I’ll need the following informations from you and they are as follows:
1: Your Official Names
2: Your Contact Address
3: A scanned copy of your International Passport or
driving license( for Identification Purpose)
4: Your Phone and Fax Number (If any).
5:occupation.

With all these informations, I’ll be able to work on this and to update you more on what steps to take so as to enable the fund get to you safely. I look forward to reading from you.

NB:I was told by my client Mr Lawrence Tucker that you are to have 20% of the total sum to your self for the assistance which is $1.8m Usd.

Below is an attach copy of my internation passport.
Regards,
Barrister Tunde Daniels. LLB (HONS)BL.+234-802-336-6185

Tunde Daniel ThumbnailHere’s the best part: Check out the attached scan of a oh-so-authentic passport, complete with a couple of stray hairs on the scanner glass.

I know I’d give this guy my bank account information in a heartbeat. Wouldn’t you? Amazingly, this guy Tunde Daniels has helped other innocent Americans launder millions of unclaimed dollars: www.internet-fraud.com

Somebody needs to teach these guys about decent forgeries.

Phish for a Day

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

A buddy of mine is a IT manager and got “phished” via Yahoo Instant Message this morning. He decided to play the role of a 72-year-old widower and see how long he could string the phisher — a “canadian based in nigeria” — out, and maybe get our police department involved:

“I called the local police (Internet Crimes Division) while I had the guy on the line (IM), and they said there’s nothing they could do because they always operate outside the U.S. The moral of the story…pay attention to all the scam warnings! Don’t trust just any schmoe on the Internet.”

My friend logged the session, and it is an interesting look at how earnestly somebody can try to run a scam and still be such a terrible speller. And I just love how my friend “Peter” really drew the guy out.

Enjoy the transcript:
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Jim and Terry

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

In October of 1999, several fireman paramedics in West Haven, CT were treating the injuries of an eight-year-old girl who had been hit by a car at her bus stop. One of the fireman was an experienced paramedic but a rookie to the fire company. His name was Jim, and he was doing his job to help stabilize the patient in the back of the Rescue Truck as they sped toward the hospital.

The fire department vehicle was 30 seconds away from the Emergency Room when an airport shuttle ran a red light and plowed into the side of it, knocking the rescue truck over and across the intersection. Everyone was severely injured. Jim suffered massive injuries, including broken bones, a ruptured spleen and bleeding on the brain. It was his second day with the fire department.

Jim is my big brother, and he has been in a coma ever since.

Like Terry Schiavo, his eyes are open when he is awake, and he sometimes responds to people around him. Jim sees, he hears, he closes his eyes when a nurse arrives that he doesn’t like, and he feels pain when something is wrong. He is not on life support, but he does have a feeding tube because he can’t feed himself.

As you read this, liquefied nutrients are sustaining Jim’s life. As I write this, Terry Schiavo is slowly starving to death. A judge agrees with her unfaithful husband that her life isn’t worth sustaining any more.

I heard a news commentator say today that a certain “orthodox” religious group has declared that Terry Schiavo should never have been given a feeding tube in the first place because it “tampers with death.” The doctors, they say, should have let her die because she couldn’t feed herself anymore. 2/3rds of Americans, it is claimed, agree with them.

When my son was a newborn, we had to feed him constantly. Did our bottles and midnight feedings “tamper with death”? Were all those jars of baby food denying his “right to die”? Of course not, we all agree, because there is hope for a baby, if allowed to make it out of the womb alive, to have a high “quality of life.” There is no guarantee, no promise… just hope.

The message in our culture: Life with reasonable hope, or not too much inconvenience, is worth sustaining. Life without sufficient hope can be cast aside.

I had a friend named Danny who was a paraplegic due to a muscular disease. He was effectively paralyzed from the neck down for many years, during which his family and friends lovingly fed him. We didn’t have much hope for Danny’s future; his twin brother had died from the same condition. And yet, there was the present: Danny was a hilarious guy who loved life and made my life richer for knowing him. One time I had the privilege of feeding him his cheeseburger and fries at Burger King. Did I “tamper with death” by feeding Danny that night? I just remember good food, good conversation, and the chance to show a friend I loved him.

I marvel at how easy it is for everyone to pontificate about “right to life” and “right to die” when they have never looked into the comatose eyes of somebody they love. There are no easy answers. Do I want this quality of life for my brother? Do I want him to suffer? Never in a million years. But neither am I willing to starve him to death so I don’t have to watch him suffer. The neurologists say there is no reason to hope Jim will ever recover. I don’t care; I’m hoping anyway.

Like Terry, Jim didn’t leave a living will, so my family will probably never know what he would have wanted. He could have died a dozen times over from everything that comes from being in hospitals for so long, but he has survived time and time again. And so we visit him, and pray with him, and bribe the doctor into letting him taste a little chocolate cake on his birthday.

As long as Jim keeps on fighting, we’ll be by his side, and we’ll give him all the support - and food - he needs. When he and our Lord decide its time to meet face to face, we’ll kiss Jim goodbye, let him go, and whisper some see-you-soon’s.

Terry’s parents just want to do the same. Can you blame them?

Del.icio.us Live Bookmarks

Monday, March 14th, 2005

So you probably already know about Firefox’s live bookmarks. They let you turn the contents of any RSS feed into a virtual folder where each feed item becomes a bookmark.

Then there is del.icio.us, which is a “social bookmarks” repository. After you’ve groked the Label concept in Gmail (or the Tag concept in Flickr), del.icio.us is a really handy, central, shareable repository to track and organize links to sites that interest you.

The del.icio.us site will give you an RSS feed to any public label in your account or across all accounts. For example, this feed returns any websites which I have tagged “java”: http://del.icio.us/rss/mwoodman/java , and here is another feed containing all sites which the whole user community has tagged as “geek”:
http://del.icio.us/rss/tag/geek .

Here’s the fun part: Use Firefox to “live bookmark” any del.icio.us RSS feed, and you now have a really new-school (centralized, automatically updated, Mozilla-powered) way to get an old-school dropdown bookmark menus in your browser. Here’s what that looks like (click to enlarge):

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This can be quite handy if you have a different machine at home than you do at work, but want to have synchronized bookmarks; keep your links at del.icio.us, and put a live bookmark folder on every machine you use.

Another fun application is to use the “popular” feature in del.icio.us to get RSS feeds which contain only the most-linked-to sites for a given tag. (Think Google’s page rank, but determined one person at a time.)

I like to use the popular tag feeds like the one for “ajax” as a FireFox live bookmark. Now the most-linked to sites on this topic are automatically added to my live bookmark folder. Very cool.

inkBlots Category-Specific Feeds Available

Monday, March 14th, 2005

By reader request I have created explicit RSS feed links to allow syndication by category in this blog. If you are more interested in one category versus another, you can use this to target what you’re after. If you’re using a browser, you can grab them from my sidebar. Otherwise, here they are in-line:

Thanks for reading!