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Breastfeeding? Have I got the feed for you.

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

So I was gazing into the eyes of my infant this morning, pondering life and what it all means. His bright blue eyes were communicating something I had never considered.

It was if he was saying, “Dear father: Isn’t there an RSS feed for those of us who are breastfeeding? Tips on getting the most out of your meal — that sort of thing?”

He’s right. There has to be something. And something there is:

Breastfeeding Daily Tip [sic] and News
http://www.babylovesyourmilk.com/breast-feeding/rss.xml

If the Chumby folks will let me have a prototype, I could to hook up a crib reader for my son in no time. In the meantime, I guess his mom will have to pass along the tips to him.

Er, no pun intended.

Top 5 Reasons Your Coworkers Don’t Use RSS

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

(And What You Can Do About It)

Have you discovered your otherwise-reasonably-hip coworkers don’t use an RSS or Atom reader? Here are the excuses we hear the most:

5) “What’s RSS?”
4) “I prefer email.”
3) “I use more than one computer (or) can’t install anything on my work PC.”
2) “I get overloaded with too much information.”
1) “I used to beat up geeks like you in school.”

Oh, cruel world.

Here are some ways you can help turn them around:

5) “What’s RSS?”

Explain it the tech way, the academic way, the food way, the BBC way, or if all else fails, the Oprah way.

4) “I prefer email.”

With a good reader, RSS and Atom content can feel just like email, but with more privacy. Email subscriptions give away your address and create the potential for spam. RSS and Atom subscriptions are anonymous. No more “click here to unsubscribe” in an email, wondering if you are just making the problem worse. With a feed, you delete the URL and that is that.

If your coworker wants the RSS and Atom content to show up with his email, then you might recommend add-ons for Outlook like NewsGator, intraVnews, inclue!, or FeedDemon.

If all else fails, your coworker can get his feeds in an email, with a serious loss of karma. Clearly your charisma has failed… roll a 20-sided die and hope for the best. Here is a partial list of some RSS-to-email solutions.

3) “I use more than one computer (or) can’t install anything on my work PC.”

This is an easy one to solve, and gets around work restrictions on installing software. There are a bunch of really nice browser-based RSS/Atom readers out there. No software to install, and a persistent view no matter what computer or platform you use. Some popular ones (in alphabetical order) are Bloglines, Google Reader, News Alloy, NewsGator Online, and Rojo. I’ve also noted several new subscribers from China using Zhuaxia.

2) “I get overloaded with too much information.”

It is pretty easy to over-subscribe to RSS feeds and feel like you’re drinking from a fire hose. The best suggestion I’ve found to help you keep from getting overloaded is: “Too many RSS feeds? Put ‘em on probation.“. Granted, it’s more a mental+organizational approach rather than a tech trick, but it works.

(Dear reader: Please take me out of your probation folder now. Please?)

1) “I used to beat up geeks like you in school.”

Good thing you’re making enough money to pay for therapy now. This ‘reason’ may also just be a placeholder for, “I’m too busy/uninterested/irritated-by-computers to learn something new right now.” Maybe try again in six months.

If this is also the coworker who is always forwarding you the latest hoax or kitten-laden thought of the day, then pity them.

This coworker may also be your boss who spends most of their time wondering what it is exactly you do all day, and it had better not be in an RSS reader. (Hint: close your reader NOW.)

If you happen to be the boss, of course, you can always start publishing important department info on an internal blog, then asking your people why they haven’t responded. When they learn you’re now sending info out via RSS/Atom instead of email, you’ll have a new feed convert.


These are the reasons/excuses I hear… how about you?

Name Dropping

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

What do you get when you create a Java-based desktop RSS/Atom aggregator backed by a MySQL database? Robust searching and storage.

What do you name it if you’re trying to convince people to try it? Irritator. No, Frustrator. HemorrhoidMaker? Wait… I’ve got it…. Aggrevator!

Good thing it is open source. I’d hate to have to pay to be aggravated. In all fairness, I haven’t tried Aggrevator yet, so I can’t vouch for how well it works. However, I’m not so sure that reverse psychology works well in marketing…

  • Diet Coke: None of the taste, all of the chemicals.
  • Carls Junior: The more that drips on your shirt, the less you have to taste.
  • GM: Please buy a car to support our repair shops and failing pension fund.
  • Linux: None of your games will work, but you can be smug that you don’t run Windows.
  • Flickr: Creepy people are doing creepy things while looking at your family photos right now.
  • Macintosh: No games to buy, but you can be smug that you don’t run Windows.
  • U.S. Congress: Vote for a lawyer who craves power and will have tremendous influence over your economic well-being.
  • inkBlots: Might as well read it if you’re not going to be productive today.

- M

Web 2.0 Logo Madness

Friday, July 28th, 2006

There’s a great meme going on about overhauling familiar corporate logos in “Web 2.0″ style. You can browse them by Flickr tag (yay2dot0logoparody) or see the new parodies pouring in via RSS.

Due credit should go to StrongBad Email #153 for this one. The “No Loafing” redesign is an instant classic. That gives me an idea…

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Microsoft + Atom + RSS

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Dave Winer and Sam Ruby can finally go to the same parties again, thanks to Microsoft…

Funny stuff from Blaugh.com, if you’re a complete geek. “9 out of 10 people agree that they still don’t understand or care.”